Passions (1999–2008)
Bruce French: Father Lonigan
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Quotes
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[Tabitha imagines being burned alive while Kay, Miguel, Pilar, Eve, T.C., Sam, Grace, and Charity watch]
Father Lonigan : I condemn you to death for being an evil witch.
[sprays her with holy water; Tabitha screams]
Father Lonigan : That's for all the times you called me Father "Blind as a Bat."
[laughs maniacally]
Father Lonigan : All right, fellas, nuke her!
[Miguel, T.C., and Sam slowly push her into the furnace while the women nurse Endora]
Tabitha Lenox : Wait, what about my baby?
Grace Bennett : Oh, don't worry. We're going to teach her to be good.
Charity Standish : I'm going to take her to mass every day.
Tabitha Lenox : Oh, no!
Grace Bennett : And I'm going to teach her to make tomato soup cake.
Tabitha Lenox : No, no, no!
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[Everyone has to convince Father Lonigan to baptize Tabitha to avert a volcanic eruption]
Julian Crane : The threat to Harmony is real.
Eve Russell : We saw the volcano erupting in a magic bowl.
Father Lonigan : Eve, have you been drinking again?
Eve Russell : No.
Father Lonigan : Popping pills.
Eve Russell : No.
Father Lonigan : Smoking weed.
Eve Russell : Oh, no!