Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)

Alan Tudyk: Father

Quotes 

• Father : What now, Jerri?

  Jerri Blank : I want to go home.

  Father : Fine. You're not a prisoner here. There are no bars on our electrified fences. We don't have attack dogs lurking in the alligator-infested swamps surrounding this compound.

  Father : [Holds up a sandal]  Here. Call your parents, have them come and pick you up.

  Jerri Blank : That's a sandal.

  Father : More distrust, Jerri!

• Father : Who are you?

  Jerri Blank : Jerri Blank.

  Father : No...

  [slowly] 

  Father : who... are... you?

  Jerri Blank : Jeerrrrrriiiii... Blllllaaaaannnnkkkkk

• Father : Adam, God loves you. Why don't you go let him love you someplace else for a while? Jerri, although I am capable of infinite forgiveness, you are really testing the limits of infinity!