A whiskey stream of consciousness review.
"Time to get busy" Nothing like a fade out into an android crotch. Not sure where this was filmed, but it looks more like a giant quarry outside an Italian villa more than a post-apocalypse Bronx, NY. Machine pistols, .22s, carbines, and nail guns galore! Never will you see more proficiency with the "spray and pray" MAC-10 than how head cyborg Shark uses it in this film. The amount of perfect technique and accuracy he displays with his machine pistol is another example of why we really need to prevent AI from becoming Skynet. By the way, you know you have genius-level creativity when the main baddie is named "Shark"! Woody Strode is pretty good as the intense sheriff of NY. Sadly, he is sorely misused in the film. Dakar (Alex Vitale) the sympathetic hulk of an android with a heart, is a cross between private Pyle and Lou Ferrigno with maybe a dash of "Raw Deal" Schwarzenegger. "You're only an android which is zero!" And the first credit at the films finish is for continuity! Bwahahaha! Ridiculous, almost like the director put it there to say "blame this one!" Continuity aside, how about the editing?! Looks like the editor may have also worked on Troll 2. Seriously. It shows. Could have used better effects and maybe a few gore shockers. Not the best "so bad it's good" film, but enjoyable enough. Especially with a dram of Wild Turkey Rare Breed! Cheers!