Jack & Jill (1999–2001)

Amanda Peet: Jack Barrett

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Quotes 

• Jack : I can't sleep.

  Jill : Want me to tell you a bedtime story?

  Jack : Sure, why not?

  Jill : Okay. Once I was sleeping with this girl. . .

  Jack : Not that kind.

• Jack : You don't keep it fully charged, do you?

  Jill : No, I keep it minimally charged so if I'm ever locked in a laundry room with you I can fully annoy ya'. Who keeps their cell phone fully charged?

  Jack : I do!

  Jill : Well where is it?

  Jack : In the charger.

• Jack : You just don't understand me.

  Jill : It would be really boring if I ever did.

• Jack : Look, this is my decision! This is my life! You have to stop.

  Jill : I can't stop! I can't risk not doing the one thing that is gonna keep you here, and I don't know what the one thing is, so I gotta keep doing everything until I hit it.

• Jack : Did I do something wrong?

  Jill : You've done so many things wrong, it feels unfair to pick just one.

• Jack : What's the worst that could happen?! In a freak coincidence, everyone already has enough clean clothes for the week. We could starve, or dehydrate, or freeze to death!

  Jill : Or we could skip all that and just kill ourselves. You first.

• Jack : I just don't think you should kick yourself just because you don't know what comes next. Maybe this is what comes next, what you're doing right now.

  Jill : I'm not doing anything. There's nothing I can do right now.

  [pause] 

  Jill : What?

  Jack : It's just funny, 'cause when I look at you, all I see is, there's nothing you can't do.