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BandSAboutMovies24 November 2023
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Planet Patrol is a Full Moon anthology movie without telling you that it will be, taking parts of Kraa! The Sea Monster, Doctor Mordrid, Subspecies and Robot Wars to make an entirely new movie that makes you feel crazy because you've certainly seen some of these moments and heard even some of the dialogue.

They took the first few minutes of Kraa! And then take us to the headquarters of the Planet Patrol, which is the museum from Doctor Mordrid. Someone steals the Bloodstone that belongs to Radu and then a dinosaur from Doctor Mordrid to come into this movie and the skeleton ones as well, except that the creature was created by Patrolman Curtis (Alison Lohman), a Planet Patrol member with mental powers. Then, you get a supercut of Kraa! That actually improves that movie by cutting most of it.

There's also the same Lord Doom from Kraa!

It's like Full Moon had no money but people were demanding movies, so they said, "What if we made a family film with all this footage we have here?" Notably no other studios usually do this. It'd be like if the next Marvel movie was an entirely new movie made up of scenes from Iron Man and Avengers. People would lose their minds. With Full Moon, you just expect this and shrug and wonder why they do things like this.
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1/10
Kraa! Revisited.
BrettErikJohnson27 April 2003
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This movie is nothing more than a pathetic attempt by Full Moon Entertainment to rip people off. "Planet Patrol" is pretty much just "Kraa!" with some slight alterations. They also throw in the little creatures from "Subspecies" for good measure. This movie features the Planet Patrol, Lord Doom, and Kraa...just like in "Kraa!".

I know Charles Band always operated on a very tight budget but there should be a limit as to just how low you can stoop. Recycling a shot for another film can sometimes be acceptable but using huge chunks of a film and releasing it under another title is a sorry way to make a fast buck.

For whatever reasons, Full Moon Pictures has had its share of supporters. I would just hope that their support stops short of condoning any film company to try and make fools out of consumers. 1/10
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10/10
The most awesome movie ever!
matthewroyhodge20 June 2011
Holy Crap, what an awesome movie. This assembled four person team rivals the interest level and awesomeness unseen since "King Dinosaur!" Furthermore, the curator's acting is unforgettable. The frequent action sequences, such as the dinosaur battle, the scorpion tank and the eventual confrontation of Doom will haunt your dreams forever. I especially enjoyed the appearance of Verne Troyer, he made the movie for me. If you and your girlfriend are bored and have nothing to do, why not rent this awesome movie from Netflix. It will rock your Motherloving world. Don't forget to check the black chick and her ever-changing hair styles.
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10/10
My Review four this film
wuthrich-0453430 November 2021
Well there's not much too tell but five police officers with different positions on a crew higher arkey going a mission against a Villian and his assistant and a galaxy of henchmen fighting evil well the membership of planet patrol file dooms plan in the episode but before that happened after the planet patrol got it's new crew member they were short handed so planet patrol goes on a mission too stop doom and chamberlain dooms assigned assistant too his staff. Also in the film they use components from a artificial intelligence when they goto a planet later in the film and in the end they foil doom's plan's too take over the earth because good defeats evil and I don't believe nalige is power power is nalige in films involving people that won't be missed in Hollywood and planet patrol was a great program where everyone was included because of screen writing budgets and also I loved seeing the different things that both groups could do in this film and also another thing I liked is they had a telepath in the film and also I believed that she was honest because I don't use names in my reviews and planet Patrol is a great film and I would recommend it.
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