Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)

Julie Benz: Barbara

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Quotes 

• Barbara : Well, at least I feel safe here. Hi Chuckie!

  Chuckie : Wanna play?

• Barbara : What are you doing here anyway, Doughy? You're not a real cop. Shouldn't you be guarding the Orange Julius?

  Boner : [fake coughing]  N.Y.P.D. GAP!

  Slab : [fake coughing]  Sergeant Sears!

  Barbara : [fake coughing]  Food court police!

• Boner : Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's all make a pact to lose our virginity before graduation!

  Doughy : I'm in!

  Barbara , Slab , Dawson , Martina : WE'RE NOT!

• Barbara : A kid couldn't write that, at least not a kid in public school.

  Martina : Unless he was Japanese.

  Boner : But they aren't historically serial killers.

  Slab : What about Godzilla.

  Boner : Born in international waters.

• Doughy : I read your diary, Ms. Boo-hoo-my-gym-teacher-molested-me!

  Barbara : Dork!

  Doughy : Dyke!

  Martina : [surprised]  What?

• Dawson : You know what we've gotta do? We've gotta get out of here!

  Boner : To someplace safe.

  Martina : Yeah, in the middle of nowhere.

  Slab : In the dark woods and pouring rain.

  Dawson : Without any adult supervision or police protection anywhere in the vicinity.

  Barbara : I know just the place! It's been totally deserted ever since those dorky kids were dismembered.

  Boner : Are you talking about band camp?

• Barbara : Slab, give me a hand.

  Slab : Wasn't that trophy enough?

  Barbara : Yes, but we have to dump this deer.

  Slab : Alright sweetie.

• Barbara : And so what if Boner's dad was cheating with my mom, causing her to go on a downward spiral resulting into alcoholism?

  Boner : My dad has what?

• Dawson : This is the kinda thing you read about

  Slab : Books are pretty

  Barbara : O My God. He is right.

• Barbara : Do they know who did it?

  Martina : Some guy in a ghost mask costume.

  Barbara : That doesn't sound scary.

  Martina : Store bought?

  Barbara : Ahhh! That's scary!