Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth (2000 Video)

Jimmie 'JJ' Walker: Pimp

Quotes 

• Martina : All right, listen. There are certain rules that you have to follow in a parody situation if you want to survive. Rule number one: exaggerate everything. Number 88: accept the ridiculous as logical.

  [flash to Boner getting down with a girl] 

  Martina : Sexual sight gags, always funny.

  [Boner making sex noises while pulling out a splinter] 

  Martina : And along with wacky sound effects...

  [Boner unzipping his pants with a "boing!" sound] 

  Martina : And unlimited absurdity.

  [Killer frightens Boner into a heart attack with a chainsaw] 

  Martina : Remember: nothing is sacred.

  [cross falls onto bed] 

  Dawson : You're forgetting, point out the obvious.

  [holds up a "dead man" sign pointing to Slab] 

  Martina : And finally, perpetually painful stereotypes.

  Pimp : Dat's ridikkulous!