The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)

Evan Handler: Larry Fine

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Quotes 

• [from Ants in the Pantry] 

  Larry Fine : Oooh, I can't see, I can't see!

  Moe Howard : What's the matter?

  Larry Fine : I've got my eyes closed.

  [Moe eye pokes Larry again] 

• Larry Fine : [to Moe, about Shemp]  Ted Healy scared the piss out of your brother and it landed on me.

• Moe Howard : Is there anything you won't bet on?

  Larry Fine : Yeah, a winner.

• Jack L. Warner : Good evening boys, allow me to introduce myself, Jack Warner.

  Moe Howard : One of the Warner Brothers?

  Jack L. Warner : "The Warner Brothers". Enjoyed your act.

  Moe Howard : Enchanted!

  Larry Fine : Enraptured!

  Jerome 'Curly' Howard : Embalmed!

• Jules White : My name's Jules White, Tek-no-crap.

  Larry Fine : Tek-no-crap?

  Jules White : That's right, I take no crap from anybody.

• Guard : Haven't you heard?

  Larry Fine : Heard what?

  Guard : Mr. Cohen, he's dead. Had a heart attack last night in Phoenix.

  Larry Fine : Guess he was human after all.

• Moe Howard : [last lines; to Larry and Curly]  What are we waiting for?

  Larry Fine : What the hell...

  Moe Howard : [lining up on stage]  Spread out!

• Ted Healy : Sorry to run out on you, but a very rich lady is waiting for me in a penthouse apartment. She's got a driver outside. If Betty asks...

  Moe Howard , Larry Fine , Shemp Howard : We don't know nothing.

  Ted Healy : [leaving]  I knew I could count on you.

  Moe Howard : Break a leg.

  Shemp Howard : And your head.

• Ted Healy : Caught your act, kid. You got potential.

  Larry Fine : Thanks, Mr. Healy.

  Ted Healy : What's your name?

  Larry Fine : Me, I'm Larry Fine. That there's my wife Mabel.

  Ted Healy : Hiya. This is Moe Howard and his brother Shemp, short for Samuel 'cause his old lady couldn't pronounce it right.

  Larry Fine : I like the bear bit.

  Moe Howard : Oh, gee, thanks. Where'd you get the hair?

  Larry Fine : Ah, my mother blames my father.

• Larry Fine : Healy ever heard of a raise?

  Moe Howard : Maybe you should try saving a little more instead of spending it all on the ponies.

  Larry Fine : Not everybody can live on $25 a week like you, Moe.

  Moe Howard : I send 19 home. That leaves me six bucks after expenses.

• Larry Fine : youre brothers right jerome you got to have what they call a trademark.

• Larry Fine : things just arent the same i mean lets face it joe besser is no stooge.