The Three Stooges (2000 TV Movie)

John Kassir: Shemp Howard

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• Ted Healy : [to heckler]  Hey fella, you think anybody could do this?

  Shemp Howard : *You* do it.

• Ted Healy : Sorry to run out on you, but a very rich lady is waiting for me in a penthouse apartment. She's got a driver outside. If Betty asks...

  Moe Howard , Larry Fine , Shemp Howard : We don't know nothing.

  Ted Healy : [leaving]  I knew I could count on you.

  Moe Howard : Break a leg.

  Shemp Howard : And your head.

• Shemp Howard : I tell you, Moe, that guy gives me the willies.

  Moe Howard : Everything gives you the willies. You'd put a leash on your own shadow if it would keep it from following you.

  Shemp Howard : When are you gonna stop letting him chisel us? The box office guy says Healy makes a grand a week, and all we see is a lousy C-note. He can't get away with that.

  Moe Howard : Oh, yes, he can. He's the headliner. Look, I know he's tough, but we're stooges, a dime a dozen. Just take the money and keep your mouth shut. We'll be okay. Okay?