- Reporter: Is it true that one member of the team is a bisexual witch?
- Lawyer: I cannot comment on that aspect of the investigation at this time.
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: Benjamin Franklin said: "The only way 3 people can keep a secret is if 2 of them are dead". Let's see if we can prove him wrong.
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: Do you think Bill Gates fired the guys who brought him the Apple Operating system code? He probably promoted them.
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: You wanna know why you should do this?
- Paul Kurgan: Course we're gonna embarrass ourselves in front of the entire city?
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: Because no one thinks you can. Because you don't think you can.
- Paul Kurgan: Sir, we know we can't.
- Jolie Fitch: Speak for yourself.
- Jolie Fitch: Dr. Plecki is amazing. He's a really good teacher.
- Darius Bettus: Well, what's he doing here?
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: I'm going to switch you and Dominik for the state. You had the lowest scores in the regional competition, so he's gonna compete at state.
- Irwin Flickas: That's not fair. No one told me you couldn't choose more than one answer. It's called multiple choice!
- Darius Bettus: Well, if we could get the tests, I'm sure Whitney Young has them too.
- Jolie Fitch: Of course they do. Doesn't the decathlon have their offices at Whitney Young? I mean, you do the math.
- Dominik Wesolowski: So, two wrongs would make a right?
- Darius Bettus: No. Two wrongs make it even.
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: Why don't you investigate, you know, Young's scores from the past nine years? You won't, because you're in bed with them.
- Joan Isenberg: Are you questioning my integrity?
- Dr. Gerald Plecki: I don't need to question your integrity. I call your office, the phone rings at Whitney Young