Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail! (1996 Video Game)
Neil Ross: Narrator, Mr. Boning, Rod, Male Ship's Announcer
Quotes
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[choosing the game-play option "pick-up line"]
Larry Laffer : Hey there. My name is, uh... Bill Gates.
Nailmi Jugg : Nah, couldn't be. You look too geeky.
Narrator : Slam. Dunk. Score!
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Narrator : You love the feel of a good beaver, don't you Larry?
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Narrator : Larry, a penis is a terrible thing to waste.
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[clicking "eat" on the bean dip for the second time]
Narrator : You know, they only put 239 beans in that bowl of dip.
Larry Laffer : Oh really, why?
Narrator : Because any more and it would be too farty.
[drum fill]
Larry Laffer : Sounds like a Mark Seibert joke.
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[Larry recognizes Rod the balloon man as the annoying fellow, who appeared in most of the previous Leisure Suit Larry games as a pun on Ken Williams]
Larry Laffer : Hey, I recognize you!
Rod : Have we met?
Larry Laffer : Yeah, you're that guy from the bar in Larry 1!
Rod : Am not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and you were that psycho barber on the airplane in Larry 2.
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : And you were Chief Kenneewauwau on Nontoonyt Island in Larry 3.
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : And you hid all the floppy disks from Larry 4!
Rod : Did not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 5 you were that geek on the boardwalk!
Rod : Was not.
Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 6 you were in the pool, floating on that inflatable pussy. How was that?
Rod : No, not me.