The Weekenders (2000–2004)
Jason Marsden: Tino Tonitini, Colby, Sly, Vendor
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Quotes
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Tino : Want me to leave so you can say bad words?
Tino's Mom : Yeah that would be nice...
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Tino : Later days!
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Tino : Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear"
Tino's Mom : Yes dear.
Tino : Well it's a little too late for that now.
Tino's Mom : Yes dear
Tino : No talking!
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Tino : If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you're really no better than a gym teacher.
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[Tino is poking his dinner with a fork, but not eating it]
Tino's Mom : It isn't going to bite you.
Tino : That works out nicely, because I don't plan to bite it.
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Tino : I think your cooking may have military applications.
Tino's Mom : Watch it...
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Lor McQuarrie : It's the crazy backwards universe again.
Tino : Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny.
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[about Lor]
Tino's Mom : Aren't you overreacting?
Tino : Mom, they got her wearing pink.
Tino's Mom : Ooh, that is serious.
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[Tino is upset because he didn't win a mock election]
Tino : I'm just a fat, ugly, loser.
Lor McQuarrie : You're not fat!
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Dixon : [playing ball] Try to keep your eye on the ball this time, it won't bite.
Tino : It's not so much biting I'm worried about as bone-shattering impact.
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Tino : Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?
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Tino : Could you give me a map to that sentence?
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Lor McQuarrie : It's like an upside down universe.
Tino : Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.
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[about his mother's vegetarian Halloween candy]
Tino : That's so healthy, its un-American...
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Tino : We may not be as interesting as the people on Teen Canyon, but at least we aren't made up characters on T.V... or are we?
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Lor McQuarrie : [Mowing Tino's lawn] Was that a rosebush?
Tino : Not anymore.
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Tino : Tish has lost her dignity.
Lor McQuarrie : Look under the sofa cushion. I find all sorts of stuff under there.
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Tino : How long have we been here?
Lor McQuarrie : Somewhere between an hour... and a hundred thousand years.
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Tino : [Carver is wearing a latex suit and helmet] You look like a roll-on deodorant.
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Tino's Mom : You know, a kite flies on a string, not a stick.
Tino : [pause] I could see your lips moving, but all I heard was "blah, blah-blah".
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Tino : The cliff-dwellers didn't have skateboards! Cliffs plus wheels equals BAD!
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Tino : Mom, which one of these shirts projects a mysterious, vulnerable, dangerous, lost puppy quality?
Tino's Mom : Come here. Let me feel your forehead.
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Tish : I have here plans for a twelve-foot granite pyramid with twenty thousand miniature workers dragging stone blocks.
Tino : Uh-huh? And I have *here* cardboard, glue, sticks and paint.
Tish : Okay. How about a one-foot pyramid with two miniature workers dragging a sugar cube.
Tino : I know you spent a lot of time on those plans, Tish. I'm sorry you had to compromise your artistic vision.
Tish : And *I'm* sorry you had to sit on a tube of paint.
Tino : Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.