The Weekenders (2000–2004)

Grey Griffin: Lor McQuarrie, Carlotta, Cheri, Lois, Photographer

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Quotes 

• Carver : You guys are toast.

  Tino : Well you're double toast.

  Lor McQuarrie : You're triple toast.

  Tish : You're *French* toast.

  Tino : *French* toast?

  Tish : [sighs]  It's been a long day.

• Lor McQuarrie : It's the crazy backwards universe again.

  Tino : Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny.

• Lor McQuarrie : If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp.

• [Tino is upset because he didn't win a mock election] 

  Tino : I'm just a fat, ugly, loser.

  Lor McQuarrie : You're not fat!

• Lor McQuarrie : [watching Tino ride his scooter]  Huh,you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.

• Lor McQuarrie : It's like an upside down universe.

  Tino : Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.

• Lor McQuarrie : On our planet we call that a golf course.

• Carver : You have a point there, Lor.

  [Frantically checking her chest] 

  Lor McQuarrie : Where?

• Carver : Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.

  [Carver walks off] 

  Lor McQuarrie : Wow! That must be a pretty nice attic! Er... what?

• Lor McQuarrie : Have you seen the World's Funniest Medical Blunders?

  Carver : Once. This guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his lungs were smiling back at him.

• Tish : If you need an idea, use your imagination.

  Lor McQuarrie : I think I sprained mine.

• Lor McQuarrie : [Mowing Tino's lawn]  Was that a rosebush?

  Tino : Not anymore.

• Tino : Tish has lost her dignity.

  Lor McQuarrie : Look under the sofa cushion. I find all sorts of stuff under there.

• Tino : How long have we been here?

  Lor McQuarrie : Somewhere between an hour... and a hundred thousand years.

• Tish : Don't you want to broaden your minds?

  Lor McQuarrie : Our minds are already broad enough.

  Carver : Yea I already have trouble finding hats that fit.

• Lor McQuarrie : Go fish.

  Carver : We're playing Crazy Eights.