The Weekenders (2000–2004)

Lisa Kaplan: Tino's Mom, Museum Lady, Ticket Booth Lady, Crying Actress, Skateboarder #1, Writer

Quotes 

• Tino : Want me to leave so you can say bad words?

  Tino's Mom : Yeah that would be nice...

• Tino : Why can't you be one of those nice moms who just say "Yes Dear"

  Tino's Mom : Yes dear.

  Tino : Well it's a little too late for that now.

  Tino's Mom : Yes dear

  Tino : No talking!

• [Tino is poking his dinner with a fork, but not eating it] 

  Tino's Mom : It isn't going to bite you.

  Tino : That works out nicely, because I don't plan to bite it.

• Tino : I think your cooking may have military applications.

  Tino's Mom : Watch it...

• [about Lor] 

  Tino's Mom : Aren't you overreacting?

  Tino : Mom, they got her wearing pink.

  Tino's Mom : Ooh, that is serious.

• Tino's Mom : [Tino refuses to leave his room]  He said he won't come out until the city's been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.

• Tino's Mom : You know, a kite flies on a string, not a stick.

  Tino : [pause]  I could see your lips moving, but all I heard was "blah, blah-blah".

• Tino : Mom, which one of these shirts projects a mysterious, vulnerable, dangerous, lost puppy quality?

  Tino's Mom : Come here. Let me feel your forehead.