The Weekenders (2000–2004)

Kath Soucie: Tish Katsufrakus, Ruby, Tish Katsufrakis, Toddler

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Quotes 

• Tish : If I'm a winter, how about this?

  [Comes out of dressing room dressed in a white faux fur coat that covers all but her face] 

  Tino : Stand absolutely still.

  Carver : What if it tracks by scent?

  Tish : Ha, ha. Very funny.

  Tino : Aah! It's seen us! Run!

• Tish : Maybe you're confusing us with your imaginary friends.

  [Tino turns to the camera and addresses the audience] 

  Tino : She thinks I have imaginary friends. Ha!

• Carver : You guys are toast.

  Tino : Well you're double toast.

  Lor McQuarrie : You're triple toast.

  Tish : You're *French* toast.

  Tino : *French* toast?

  Tish : [sighs]  It's been a long day.

• Tish : Me? JEALOUS? I haven't got a jealous bone in my body!

  Carver : Do you have any jealous internal organs?

• Tish : Lor, don't you think you're being a tad paranoid?

  Carver : A tad? More like 5 tads and 18 smidgens.

• Tish : If you need an idea, use your imagination.

  Lor McQuarrie : I think I sprained mine.

• Tish : Don't you want to broaden your minds?

  Lor McQuarrie : Our minds are already broad enough.

  Carver : Yea I already have trouble finding hats that fit.

• Tish : I have here plans for a twelve-foot granite pyramid with twenty thousand miniature workers dragging stone blocks.

  Tino : Uh-huh? And I have *here* cardboard, glue, sticks and paint.

  Tish : Okay. How about a one-foot pyramid with two miniature workers dragging a sugar cube.

  Tino : I know you spent a lot of time on those plans, Tish. I'm sorry you had to compromise your artistic vision.

  Tish : And *I'm* sorry you had to sit on a tube of paint.

  Tino : Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.