- Huey: Looks like the end of the line!
- Louie: Until tomorrow. When it happens all over again.
- Huey: Y-You're right. Y-Yesterday's today, and today is tomorrow, and it's gonna be the same thing,
- [snaps]
- Huey: day in and day out, and day in and day out...
- Dewey: Hey! What's wrong?
- Louie: Get a grip!
- Huey: I'm sorry, fellas.
- Louie: That's okay. We know how you feel.
- Dewey: If I see the same toys again, I'll go out of my mind!
- Louie: Yeah, and I eat any more turkey, I'm gonna need new clothes!
- Minnie Mouse: Say, uh, Mickey, why don't you play some music?
- Mickey Mouse: I-Isn't it about time we were opening our presents? And, uh, speaking of time - What time is it?
- Minnie Mouse: Well, I, um - I think it's time for you to open your gift.
- [they both open their presents]
- Mickey Mouse: Oh! A case... for my harmonica.
- Minnie Mouse: Oh, my! A chain for my... watch. Oh, Mickey, it's beautiful. But I traded my watch to get you that case.
- Mickey Mouse: And I traded my harmonica to get a chain for your watch.
- Minnie Mouse: Oh, Mickey! I can't believe you gave up what means the most to you for me.
- Mickey Mouse: Oh, Minnie. You're all the music I'll ever need.
- Dewey: [the boys are pushing Donald's Dream Boat up a hill] The day after Christmas!
- Donald Duck: Aw, I understand, boys. You wish it could be Christmas every day.
- Huey, Dewey & Louie: [Sending Donald off] No-o!
- Goofy: [gets electricuted by the Christmas tree's lights] That'll put the Spirit of Chrismtas in ya!
- Young Max Goof: Did you know that there are over two billion children in the world?
- Goofy: Hmm. No wonder I keep trippin' over roller skates.
- Young Max Goof: That means Santa would have to make, like, 800 visits a second, not including bathroom breaks.
- Goofy: Well, I guess ol' Santy's been at it so long, he figured out all the shortcuts.
- Woman: Don't you have anything bigger? I've got a big empty spot up here!
- [a giant ornament rolls in]
- Woman: Oh! I'll take it!
- Goofy: Why, looky here. It's your ol' stuffed bear. 'Member what you named him?
- Young Max Goof: Old Stuffed Bear.
- Goofy: [to Max thinking he's Santa Claus] You sure do look a lot shorter than you do in your pictures... and slimmer too.
- Young Max Goof: [imitating Santa] Oh, you know. Camera adds 50 pounds.
- Goofy: We should slow down before we break the sound barrier!
- Young Max Goof: What?
- Goofy: We're heading straight for the mall!
- Pete: [has a lit cigar in his back pocket lighting his butt on fire] Hmm. Somebody's burning their ham.
- Goofy: [Writing a letter to Santa] Hmm. Let's see now. Oh! How about one of them snazzy electrical recliners?
- Young Max Goof: Y-Yeah, Dad. Whatever.
- Goofy: Oh. Don't want to turn into some highfalutin fancy-pants.
- Man: You and that harmonica sure make a great team.
- Mickey Mouse: Yup. She's worth her weight in gold, all right!
- [repeated line]
- Aunt Gurtie: [to Huey, Dewey and Louie] Where are my boys? Where are my kisses? Ooh, I could just eat you up!
- Young Max Goof: Hey, Dad? Santa didn't forget your present, did he?
- Goofy: Every year, I always ask for the same thing, and every year, I get it.
- Young Max Goof: Really? What's that?
- Goofy: Your happiness.
- Young Max Goof: Uh-oh.
- Goofy: What is it, Max?
- Young Max Goof: I got the same thing from you.
- Goofy: [singing while writing letter to Santa] Hark, the hairy angels sing! Come on, Maxie! At least hum a few bars!
- Young Max Goof: Dad! Hurry up!
- Goofy: [continues singing] Deck the walls with cows and collies! Fa la-la la la, la-la la la!
- [first lines]
- Narrator: One time a year there's a marvelous night, when enchantment and wonder spark and take flight. Each home fills with joy on this grand holiday, with hearts growing warm in a magical way. The rooms are all covered with garlands and wreaths. The mantle is ready, with stockings beneath. Lights twinkle and glow and bells brightly chime. The moment's arrived! It's here! Christmas time.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: So, in the end, it's love that's the reason... That Christmas is more than a gift-giving season. It's a time with our loved ones to show that we care, when families and neighbors come together to share. So, this Christmas season, let us all do our parts, to keep Christmas spirit alive in our hearts.
- Young Max Goof: [after Santa's letter blew away] Stop! Excuse me, you gotta mail our letter to Santa!
- Mailman: Get out of the road, kid!