Exit Wounds (2001)

Anthony Anderson: T.K. Johnson

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Quotes 

• [Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down] 

  Orin Boyd : Bird watching?

  T.K. Johnson : Aw, no man. You know, just checking on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her.

  Orin Boyd : Women. You can't trust 'em.

  T.K. Johnson : Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she a big bitch.

• T.K. Johnson : [over the closing credits, in Wayne's TV show]  You ever been with a big woman?

  Henry Wayne : [smiles]  Yeah, it was OK.

• Henry Wayne : Do you like big women?

  T.K. Johnson : I love big women. Oh, if you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.

• T.K. Johnson : [to Orin]  Say hello to my sumo Negro! He about to turn your ass into sashimi.

  [cackles] 

• T.K. Johnson : By the end of the night you just might...

  [T.K. sees Orin enter] 

  T.K. Johnson : Fuck me!

  Static Waitress : Dang! Now you talking.

• T.K. Johnson : [while being arrested]  Hey no don't go, Don't leave, He's gonna try and put a plunger in my ass.

• [T. K. Johnson and Latrell Walker coming into a luxury-car dealership] 

  T.K. Johnson : Whoa! This is what I'm talking about, this is what I'm talking about.

  Latrell Walker : [looks at the silver Bentley Arnage]  Nice color.

  T.K. Johnson : Yeah, if you're Puffy.

• T.K. Johnson : [when Boyd arrests Johnson]  Shit! Come on, man. Quit treating me like I'm Tupac. It's my hand!

• [last lines] 

  T.K. Johnson : Oprah, stay big, baby.

  Henry Wayne : Oprah's great.

  T.K. Johnson : Stay big.

• T.K. Johnson : [to Orin]  Have a drink, mother fucker!

• Trish : Hey, what are you doing?

  Orin Boyd : I'm a cop, it's alright.

  Trish : Since when do cops make things okay?

  T.K. Johnson : Yeah, man! Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.

• T.K. Johnson : [to the strippers]  I need to see a little bit more green than that, baby. Come on, put it on. I like color. Oh yeah, put it on, put it on. That's it. Squeeze it on. There you go. Hey, baby. Put them on the glass.

• Alan Morris : The cheapest car we have here is seventy five thousand dollars.

  Latrell Walker : That it? It got a lot of head room. Get it. Head room.

  T.K. Johnson : Yo! This is it.