Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Sally Phillips: Shazza

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Quotes 

• Tom : Well done Bridge, four hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soup, omelette and marmalade. I think that deserves a toast, don't you? To Bridget, who cannot cook, but who we love

  [in an undertone] 

  Tom : just as she is.

  Tom , Shazzer , Jude : To Bridget, just as she is.

• Jude : Just as you are? Not thinner? Not cleverer? Not with slightly bigger breasts or slightly smaller nose?

  Bridget : No.

  Shazzer : Well, fuck me.

  Tom : This is someone you hate right?

  Bridget : Yes, yes, I hate him.

• Tom : Whose side are we on?

  Shazzer : Mark's, of course. He never dumped Bridget for some naked American.

  Bridget : But he did shag Daniel's fiancée and left him broken-hearted.

  Tom : You're right, it's a tough one to call.

• Shazzer : Introduce people with thoughtful details. Such as: "Sheila, this is Daniel. Daniel, this is Sheila. Sheila enjoys horse-riding and comes from New Zealand. Daniel enjoys publishing and comes..."

  Bridget : ...all over your face?

• Shazzer : Look, are you coming to fucking Paris or not?

  Bridget : Um, not.

  Shazzer : No fucking room, anyway.

• Shazzer : Exactly. I mean there's been all these bloody hints and stuff, but has he ever actually stuck his fucking tongue down your fucking throat?

  Bridget : No. Not once!

• Shazzer : Fuck 'em. Fuck the lot of 'em. Tell 'em they can stick fucking Leevis up their fucking asses.

  Bridget : [narrating]  Shazzer. Journalist. Likes to say "fuck."