P.S. Your Cat Is Dead! (2002)

Lombardo Boyar: Eddie Tesoro

Quotes 

• Eddie Tesoro : You're having a nervous breakdown.

  Jimmy Zoole : Aren't you lucky to have a ringside seat?

• Jimmy Zoole : What did you do with the pages in the metal box?... My book?

  Eddie Tesoro : That was a book? I thought it was toilet paper. If you let me up, I'll show you how I walked for a week. Your book gave me a rash.

• Eddie Tesoro : [one of his first lines after waking up tied to Jimmy's sink]  I think I have a brain injury. You know, I could sue you for that.