Ed (2000–2004)

Mike Hodge: Judge, Judge #2

Quotes 

• Judge : Mr. Stevens, where's your attorney?

  Ed Stevens : Actually, Your Honor, I'm representing myself in this matter.

  Judge : Haven't you heard the saying, "He who represents himself has a fool for a client?"

  Ed Stevens : Yes sir, I have, and I tried my best to convince me not to hire me to represent myself, but I simply refused to listen to me.