The Princess Diaries (2001)

Larry Miller: Paolo

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Quotes 

• Paolo : [removes Mia's glasses]  Do you wear contact lenses?

  Mia : Oh, I have them, but I don't really like to wear them that much.

  Paolo : [he breaks her glasses in half]  Now... you do!

  Mia : [shocked]  You broke my glasses!

  Paolo : You broke my brush.

• [as his assistants pluck Mia's eyebrows] 

  Paolo : I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frieda and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows!

• [after Mia's makeover] 

  Paolo : Your majesty, Paolo is exhausted.

  [points at two pictures of Mia] 

  Paolo : Because only Paolo can take this, and this, and give you...

  Gretchen , Helga : A princess.

  [they move the pictures to reveal Mia, who is all pampered] 

• Paolo : You want to know a big secret?

  Helga : Tell me.

  Paolo : The cucumber does nothing! Heh, this is something we make up.