Guide to Golf Style and Etiquette (1995 Video)

James R. Sweeney: Dr. Buttman

Quotes 

• Rodney : [waiting for Dr. Buttman to tee off]  We should've brought a deck of cards.

  [after more waiting] 

  Rodney : Hey let's go, while we're young!

  Dr. Buttman : Do you mind? I'm concentrating on my shot.

  Rodney : How much you wanna bet you slice it into the mountain?

  Dr. Buttman : I don't gamble.

  Rodney : You don't gamble? Are you kidding? Look at your wife! And tell her to wash her hair, there's flowers growing in it!

  [referring to her flower hat] 

  Mrs. Buttman : Aaaah!

  [cries] 

  Rodney : Oh, a screamer! Hey doc, you wanna make your wife scream during sex? Tell her you banged her sister.

  Dr. Buttman : How dare you!

  Buddy : You really should be careful what you say to him, Rodney. That's Dr. Buttman. He and his wife are one of the founders of the country club.

  Rodney : He's a founder, huh? I don't know where he found her, he should've left her there.

  Buddy : Dr. Buttman is a very prominent proctologist.

  Rodney : A proctologist? Oh, you must love it out here! Usually, he gets no view.

  Buddy : That's his wife, Mary, and his son, Spencer. Spencer's also a proctologist.

  Rodney : Really? Hey, doc, I guess when you retire, you leave all your assholes to Spencer here, huh?