House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Sheri Moon Zombie: Baby Firefly
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Quotes
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Otis : I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy. Now tell me, who's your daddy? I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
Mother : Who's your daddy?
Otis : I'm the one who beats you when you're bad.
Baby : Who's your daddy?
Mother : Who's your daddy?
Otis : [walking to Denise, while wearing her father's skin] Come on, sweetie. Give the old man some sugar.
Denise Willis : Daddy, Daddy.
Otis : [taking off his robe] And I'm the one who loves ya when you're fucking dead!
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Baby : Whatever you need to do, you do it. There is no wrong. If someone needs to be killed, you kill 'em. That's the way.
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Otis : Hey, happy boy, step your ass up here.
Baby : Take his gag out. It's more fun with the screaming.
Mother : I like that too. That screaming is much more exciting that way.
[They remove Jerry's gag]
Jerry Goldsmith : Please don't kill us, please don't kill us.
Baby : [imitating Jerry] Please don't kill us... nah... please don't kill us.
Otis : Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box. Get in now.
Mother : Wait, wait, wait... I wanna say goodbye.
[Mama Firefly grabs Jerry by the collar and gives him a big kiss]
Mother : Goodbye, sweetie. We could've been great.
Otis : Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Jerry Goldsmith : Just let us go, I swear to God we won't tell anyone. I swear...
Mother : Honey, you know I can't do that.
Otis : Ain't we just having a fucking hoot?
Rufus 'R.J.' Firefly Jr. : Get your fucking ass up, boy.
Otis : Come on, we ain't got all night.
[Rufus grabs Jerry and body slams him into the coffin while Mary breaks free and runs off]
Otis : Where does she think she's gonna run to? She gonna run all the way home?
Baby : No, let me get her.
Otis : All right, go get her.
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Mary Knowles : [sees Baby on Bill's lap] Get off him!
[Baby doesn't budge]
Mary Knowles : I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore! Fucking slut!
[Mary pushes Baby to the ground]
Baby : Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
Mary Knowles : Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
Baby : I'll do something, motherfucker.
[pulls out a knife]
Baby : I'll fucking cut your tits off and shove 'em down your throat!
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Baby : Give me a "B", give me an "A", give me a "B" give me a "Y", What's that spell? What's that spell? WHAT'S THAT SPELL?
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Baby : So, how much we owe you, Goober?
Gerry Ober : Oh, that's supposed to be G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, but Karl went and put an extra "o", made it Goober. Fucking asshole.
Baby : Great story, Goober. How much we owe you?
Gerry Ober : Well, the damage is pretty severe... $185.
Baby : That ain't gonna break my bank, hon. Here, keep the change. Go buy yourself a new name... Goober!
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Bill Hudley : Mmmm, tasty.
Baby : Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.
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Baby : Whoopy-fucking-doo.
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Baby : These are all my dolls. I used to like to chop their heads off and their arms and stick 'em up on the wall.
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Baby : Hey wanna play a guessing game? Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Jerry Goldsmith : Eat shit and die.
[Baby starts cutting Jerry's hair with the scissors]
Jerry Goldsmith : No, wait, please, come on, stop it! What do you want? What do you want from me? What do you want from us?
Baby : Please be quiet, I don't wanna slip. OK, one more. You get this right, I'll let ya go. If you get it wrong you are fucked! OK, who's my favourite movie star?
Jerry Goldsmith : I don't know... M... Marilyn Monroe!
Baby : Hmmm... no, Bette Davis! Sorry, you lose!
[Baby scalps Jerry]
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Gerry Ober : Let me take a guess here, y'all are having a Halloween party tonight huh?
Baby : Now what makes you think that big boy?
Gerry Ober : Well you sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people.
Baby : Yeah we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?
Gerry Ober : Yeah I like to get fucked up, too, and do some fucked up shit.
Baby : Yeah, I bet you do!
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Baby : There once was a woman who lived with her daughter in a cabbage garden; along came a rabbit and ate up all the cabbages; the woman said, "Go into the garden and drive out the rabbit."
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Baby : You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun.
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Bill Hudley : Christ, you scared the shit out of me.
Baby : Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Bill Hudley : Is your brother ready to go?
Baby : Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.
Bill Hudley : He left!
Baby : Yeah, come on.
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Baby : OK, sorry... maybe the Great Pumpkin ate 'em up.
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Baby : Hey, Poopy-pants. What's new?
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Baby : The door's locked. I'll gotta go around... wait here.