House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Michael J. Pollard: Stucky

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• Stucky : Hey, I know you. You work down at the hardware store. Richard Wick right? All the guys make fun out of you. They call you 'Little Dick Wick.' They even sing a song about you.

  Richard Wick : Shut your trap.

  Stucky : [sing-song]  'Little Dick Wick, played with his prick, don't his smell just make you sick?'

• Stucky : [shows a topless autographed photo of June Wilkinson]  Shit, I can't do nothing with this now. I can't get rid of this. It ain't worth nothing. My name's all over it. I was gonna fix it to trade it with Jackie Cobb.

  Captain Spaulding : That retard who hangs out at Molly's fruit stand? For the lot of me, I do not understand why you hang out with that asshole.

  Stucky : He's one horny retard.

  Captain Spaulding : Well hell, aren't they all? All they want to do is eat and fuck.

  Stucky : Well, if you knew him better you might understand his urges.

  Captain Spaulding : Worse than a rabid-ass baboon.

  Stucky : You know what his favorite thing is next to whacking his weasel? He takes a sharpened pencil, sticks it in his eyeball and twists it.

  Captain Spaulding : What?

  Stucky : He doesn't hurt himself. He kind of twists it next to his eyeball.

  Captain Spaulding : Oh, he's been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball.

  Stucky : Oh no, he don't do anything like that. Although one time, he got caught with a Planet of the Apes doll stuck up his asshole.

  Captain Spaulding : [laughing]  God damn!

  Stucky : They had to take him to the hospital. The kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt and they couldn't get it out!