No Place Like Home (2002)
Alana Austin: Mel McGregor
Quotes
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Mel McGregor : You know, I wouldn't be here if you could drive.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : If I could drive, I wouldn't need a sister, Mary-Ellen.
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Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : What're you, some kind of pervert?
Mel McGregor : Oh, look who's talking, Mister I've-Got-a-Dirty-Magazine-Under-My-Mattress.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Not you, him.
Mel McGregor : [turning around and seeing a man] He's naked.
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Yeah. No fooling you, is there?
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Mel McGregor : How much money have you got?
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : Fifty-seven cents.
Mel McGregor : That's ALL?
Hubert Humphrey 'Mac' McGregor : My lottery check hasn't come in yet.
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Dalrymple : Have you ever wondered if you're in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Mel McGregor : No.
Dalrymple : Neither did I until this morning when my headlights wouldn't work.
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Mel McGregor : Can you watch the place?
Dalrymple : I don't think so. It's pretty boring just watching it.