WrestleMania VI (1990 TV Special)

Gorilla Monsoon: Gorilla Monsoon - Commentator

Quotes 

• Jesse Ventura : Sean Connery was named "Sexiest Man in the World," and he has my hairstyle.

  Gorilla Monsoon : I know that.

  Jesse Ventura : You know how I can't miss in Hollywood, Gorilla? I got Paul Newman's eyes, I got Kirk Douglas's chin, and Robert Duvall's haircut. How can I lose?

  Gorilla Monsoon : But what do you have of your own, Jess?

• Jesse Ventura : [Tito Santana, gets in the ring to battle Barbarian]  Could have ended on a count out then! Two minutes into the match!

  [laughs] 

  Gorilla Monsoon : Stop!

  Jesse Ventura : Barbarian would have had to head out.

  Gorilla Monsoon : That's it, that's it.

• Gorilla Monsoon : [Akeem beats the Bossman up after getting jumped by "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase]  Come on, ref, just do something even if it's wrong!

• Gorilla Monsoon : Our First International Wrestlemania.

• Jesse Ventura : [Hacksaw Jim Duggan goes to the Ring with a American Flag]  This is how Stupid Duggan is.

  Gorilla Monsoon : Why cause he has a American Flag?

  Jesse Ventura : Yeah, Why wouldn't he be having a Canadian flag? He's here in Canada.

  Gorilla Monsoon : Because He's Not Canadian, He's American, He's from Glenn Falls, New York.

  Jesse Ventura : It's Only about 150 miles from the border.

• Jesse Ventura : [after Robert Goulet sang the Canadian National Anthem]  Robert Goulet remined me of Axl Rose.

  Gorilla Monsoon : Axl Rose?

  Jesse Ventura : Yeah.

  Gorilla Monsoon : I'm Not Fimilar with Axl Rose, Jess.

  Jesse Ventura : From Guns and Roses.

  Gorilla Monsoon : Ok

• Jesse Ventura : [Hacksaw Jim Duggan pushes the referee]  He just pushed the referee!

  Gorilla Monsoon : He did? I didn't see that.

  Jesse Ventura : What?

  Gorilla Monsoon : I didn't see that, I was looking...

  Jesse Ventura : What were you doing, filling your... wait a minute!

  Gorilla Monsoon : I was getting something...

  Jesse Ventura : Stuffing your face with a hot dog again?

  Gorilla Monsoon : No, I haven't had any hot dogs!

  Jesse Ventura : You've only had seven!

  Gorilla Monsoon : Bravo's got the upper hand now.

  Jesse Ventura : You got mustard all over your lapels.

  Gorilla Monsoon : I do not!

  Jesse Ventura : Look at you, you're a mess, Monsoon!

• Gorilla Monsoon : Well, Tito can knock you out with that flying forearm is you know, Jess.

  Jesse Ventura : Yeah, a burrito will do it, too.