Time Gentlemen Please (2000–2002)

Phil Daniels: Terry Brook

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Quotes 

• Terry Brook : A mouth's a mouth!

• Terry Brook : That's the woman I'm going to marry!

• Guv : I don't have any talent.

  Terry Brook : That's not true, Guv. You can talk burp.

  Guv : [Burp talks]  Yes I can.

  Terry Brook : Not as impressive as talk farting tho.

  [Farts the word sausages] 

  Guv : Sausages!

  Terry Brook : Yeah, but the real talent is, it even smells like sausages!

  Guv : [Bends down to smell Terrys bum]  Yes, it's definitely a pork smell, leak...

  [Tony Harris walks into the pub] 

  Guv : Oh, no, Tony. It's not what it looks like!

• Guv : Hold on, Terry! Aren't you barred?

  Terry Brook : Uhm, I don't think so...

  Steve Crosby : Yes!...

  [long explanation ending with] 

  Steve Crosby : Gary.

  [the dog] 

• Terry Brook : Slowly, slowly, catchy monkey.