Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)

Paul Dooley: Cheryl's Father

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• Restaraunt Chef : [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome]  Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!

  [the restaurant suddenly turns silent] 

  Larry David : [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer]  Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.

  Larry David : [Aloud]  Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!

  Jeff Greene : Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!

  Michael York : Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!

  Restaurant Manager : Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!

  Cheryl : Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!

  Susie Greene : [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her]  Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!

  Cheryl's Dad : Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.

  Richard Lewis : Pussy pig fucker!

  Jeff Greene's Dad : Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!

  [Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically] 

• [Larry and Cheryl - and their parents - are talking to the rabbi about renewing their vows] 

  Rabbi : Right, so then uh, I'll, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I will put the glass on the floor, and we'll step on it, and that'll be it.

  Cheryl's Dad : That's when everybody yells "a matzoh toff"?

  Rabbi : No no, it's "mazeltov". It means good luck.

  Cheryl's Dad : Could we say "yippee!" or something?

  Cheryl's Mom : Or "good luck" or something?

  Cheryl's Dad : "Hallelujah" would be good.