Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)

Wanda Sykes: Wanda Sykes

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Quotes 

• Wanda : Why'd you fire the black man?

  Larry : I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right!

  Wanda : [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it]  You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.

• Larry David : I am not obsessed with asses.

  Wanda : Okay, assy. And what is all that shit all over your shirt? You been scrounging around, looking for ass?

• [Larry has realized he made a bad joke about Wanda's butt] 

  Larry David : Okay, Wanda...

  Wanda : Oh, you know who I am, okay. I thought I would have to turn around and show you my big ass.

  Larry David : Okay, you completely misinterpreted that...

  Wanda : How am I supposed to interpret it? You shouted out 'Hey, Big Ass Wanda'.

  Larry David : I didn't say big ass, I was just saying hello.

  Wanda : Is that how you say hello?

  Larry David : Uh, well...

  Wanda : 'Hey, big ass' or 'Hey assy' or 'Hey, I know your ass'. What is that? That's not how you say hello.

  Larry David : Perhaps not.

• Cheryl : Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there...

  Wanda : Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you?

• Wanda : I thought I'd never say this but Larry is right