Monsoon Wedding (2001)

Naseeruddin Shah: Lalit Verma

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Quotes 

• P.K. Dubey : The Peacocks are not dancing. It will not rain.

  Lalit Verma : The Peacocks are not dancing? It will not rain? Have you smoked Ganja?

• Lalit Verma : These are my children, and I will protect them from myself even if I have to.

• Lalit Verma : [on the phone]  Dubeyji? It's Lalit Verma, who else? Very kind of you to answer.

• Lalit Verma : Computer engineers are India's biggest export.

• Lalit Verma : Tej, you would like a cigar?

  Tej Puri : Thanks, I've given up.

  Lalit Verma : America makes everyone give up smoking.

• [repeated line] 

  Lalit Verma : You idiot!