Sim Theme Park (1999 Video Game)

Lewis Macleod: The Advisor

Quotes 

• The Advisor : Uhhhooohooo! This toilet, is a real toilet! Click on the "Call Cleaner" button to have someone look at it, yeugh!

• The Advisor : Uhh, be careful. That's...

  [glass shatters] 

  The Advisor : ... fragile.

• The Advisor : Hey! Did you see what that guy just did? Some of the visitors are misbehaving, and security hasn't noticed. You should make sure your guards are patroling the whole park, OR build some security cameras.

• The Advisor : Great! This area is called the lobby, and from here, you get to see the gates for four fabulous parks. You can move between them by clicking on the control panol OR by using the cursor keys. You need Golden Keys to enter the parks. Here's one to get you started. This key will get you into the Halloween World and Lost Kingdom parks right away. You need to get some more keys before you can enter the Wonder Land and Space Zone parks.

• The Advisor : [map sounds]  Now, uh... I should be about... here. Of course.

  [more map sounds] 

  The Advisor : Enter a land of prehistoric mysteries, where reptillian giants roamed the land, where you season the primortial soup. Welcome to... Lost Kingdom. The Theme Park that time forgot.

• The Advisor : Welcome to Wonder Land, a land of enchanting amusement, where logic and poportion have taken a holiday. So, if you're looking for really big thrills, step inside the park where the fun comes only in one size... extra large.

• The Advisor : Abandon the poor he who enter here! Muhahahaha -

  [coughs] 

  The Advisor : Pretty scary, ha, hm. Welcome to Halloween World, guaranteed the thrilling to the bone. Do you want to see something really scary?

  [turns around, then again with a spooky eye] 

  The Advisor : Boo!

  [bats arrive, Advisor screams] 

  The Advisor : Whoa! Aah!

• The Advisor : [squeaks]  Across the limitless sensation of the universe, from the far corners of the galaxy, we bring you... Space Zone!

  [screeches] 

  The Advisor : Enter an alien world of techlogical marvels... to build the Theme Park of... the future.

  [echoes the word "future"] 

• The Advisor : Welcome to Sim Theme Park!

  [or "Theme Park World"] 

  The Advisor : I'm the Advisor around, and I'm here to help you. There's tons of great stuff to explore and do. What am I thinking? I don't even know your name! Why don't you start telling me who you are. Click the player button to get started.

• The Advisor : A huge busload of visitors has pulled up, either that or a huge amount of visitors has arrived. Anyway, the park is getting popular.

• The Advisor : And the winner is... Congratulations! You won a golden ticket!

• The Advisor : You've done it! You've won a golden ticket!

• The Advisor : You've won a golden ticket! Congratulations! We're all very proud.

• The Advisor : Can I have your attention please? The park is open for business.