Krista Allen: Pretty Woman
Quotes
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[Chuck meets a Pretty Woman at a party swimming in the pool and goes to talk with her in a secluded grotto]
Pretty Woman : [speaking seductively] Hi.
Chuck Barris : Hi.
Pretty Woman : I thought it was you.
Chuck Barris : [smiles and bows] It's me.
Pretty Woman : [still speaking seductively] I'm glad to meet you because I wanted to tell you that I've seen The Gong Show and I think you are the most insidious and despicable force in entertainment today.
Chuck Barris : [caught off-guard] Well...
Pretty Woman : [still speaking seductively] How dare you subject the rest of the world to your loathsome view of humanity.
Chuck Barris : I don't think it's that loathsome.
Pretty Woman : [still speaking seductively] What is it then? To mock some poor, lonely people who just crave a little attention in their lives. To destroy them. So everybody's not brilliantly talented. They're still people. They deserve respect and compassion. I mean, who the hell are you? What the fuck have you ever done that elevates you above the pathetic masses? Oh, I forgot, you created The Dating Game. Wow, right up there with the Sistine Chapel.
[Under duress, Chuck leaves]
