The Job (2001–2002)

Denis Leary: Mike McNeil

Quotes 

• Jan Fendrich : So what is it about the idea of two women having sex that's such a turn on for guys?

  Mike McNeill : Well, it's like the idea of one woman having sex, only... it's two.

  Jan Fendrich : Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up.

• Mike McNeil : Thank you for your time.

  Restaurant employee : Are you really a cop?

  Mike McNeil : Yeah.

  Restaurant employee : So, you're like, in the "Bird Homicide" department.

  [Mike begins to walk away] 

  Restaurant employee : See ya later, bird detective!

  Mike McNeil : Ok, you want to know why I'm investigating this? This whole bird poisoning thing, it's a part of a much bigger conspiracy. Can you keep a secret?

  Restaurant employee : Yeah, sure.

  Mike McNeil : That is the biggest zit I've seen in my entire life.

• Mike McNeill : What the hell is this?

  Frank : It's coffee. Almond Maple Roast.

  Mike McNeil : When did Baskin-Robbins start making coffee? Echhh.