- Chloe: [kneeling] You do realize that if you have a tiny dick, I *will* tell you.
- Parker Stewart: 'Hey, man, I gots to know.'
- Parker Stewart: You've never seen 'Dirty Harry', have you?
- Chloe: [unfastening Parker's belt] Try to focus.
- Steven Feinberg: Uhm, uhh... what--what is your product again?
- Smith: Our latest is 'The Sacred Pearl Rabbit.'
- Steven Feinberg: Right, right... And that is?
- Smith: It's a high-end penile substitute with an epilateral remote, motorized shaft, dual controls, and, of course, the ears.
- Steven Feinberg: Ears?
- Steven Feinberg: Ah.