- Carol Burnett: Hey, Julie. Do you remember when we first worked together?
- Julie Andrews: No.
- Carol Burnett: Of course you do! It was on the Garry Moore Show.
- Julie Andrews: No.
- Carol Burnett: Don't you remember? We did that number about Texas?
- Julie Andrews: No!
- Carol Burnett: Well, do you remember how good you were?
- Julie Andrews: Oh, yes!
- Chorus: [singing a parody of "Do-Re-Mi"] Many fools can go to school and learn the scale by rote.
- Carol Burnett: We have found a ghastly sound for every single note!
- Chorus: Ding dong!
- Julie Andrews: That's what the bell says.
- Chorus: Yum yum!
- Julie Andrews: That's what we say when we're eating.
- Chorus: Ho ho!
- Julie Andrews: That's how Santa's laugh goes!
- Chorus: [making kissing sounds] Mwah! Mwah!
- Julie Andrews: That's our favorite form of greeting.
- Chorus: Wah! Wah! Baby in a bib goes, baby in a crib goes, goo goo goo!
- [each person proceeds to make a different sound]
- Chorus: Hee hee! Giggle giggle! Goody goody! Mwah mwah! Nummy nummy! Yum yum! Itchy-kitchy-koo!
- Julie Andrews: Won't you try it too? Won't you try our simple song? I'm sure you'll learn real quick.
- Carol Burnett: [scooting away from the chorus] Then you all can sing along if it doesn't make you sick!