One on One (2001–2006)

Flex Alexander: Mark 'Flex' Washington

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• Arnaz Ballard : [after Arnaz promises Flex that he can get a celebrity for Breanna's birthday party]  So, your mom can definitely hook this up?

  Arnaz Ballard : No doubt! But if I do this, I'm going to need a favor from you.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : I am NOT pimping my daughter.

  Arnaz Ballard : I would never be stupid enough to ask you to, sir. But when that magical day does come, and I ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage, I just ask that you give us your blessing.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I will give you my blessing. And then locusts will devour the earth.

• Nicole Barnes : So, there I was, up the coast of Nova Scotia, studying the mating calls of killer whales when I realized I had to see my little girl.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Killer whales? How does it feel to work with family?

• Mark "Flex" Washington : [Upon seeing his ex-wife]  Hmm, Lucifer must have left the gate open.

• Mark "Flex" Washington : [Thinking Breanna has left the room so he can talk on the phone]  Look, I'm sorry we haven't had the chance to hook up, but it's like I said... when my daughter's in town, my pants aren't down.

  Breanna Barnes : And your daughter's behind your back, and all your pick-up lines are wack!

• Mark "Flex" Washington : You are not Destiny's Child, you are MY child! So Beyonce yourself back in the room and change!

• Mark "Flex" Washington : Nobody looks like the girls in the magazines! The girls in the magazines don't even look like the girls in the magazines!

• Breanna Barnes : Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Thank you, Jesus!

  Breanna Barnes : But Arnaz is coming with me.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Why me, Jesus?

• Mark "Flex" Washington : Yor ran away with my daughter, Arnaz! Give me one good reason why I shouldn't choke the life outta you?

• Duane Odell Knox : After five years of correspondence, I am finally meeting the love of my life, Darlene.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Hold on, is that the woman you met on PrisonPal.com? I thought you said she was still serving time for assault?

  Duane Odell Knox : It is not her fault that the security guard that she tied up just happened to have a heart problem. The fact is, she's being paroled and she's spending her first weekend with me at my place.

  Breanna Barnes : Aw, that's a good idea. After staying at your place, a halfway house won't seem so bad.