One on One (2001–2006)

Kyla Pratt: Breanna Barnes

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Quotes 

• Breanna Barnes : My God, he's getting dumber by the minute. What did I ever see in him?

  [Spirit lifts up Arnaz's shirt to show his abs] 

  Breanna Barnes : And, I'm back in.

• Arnaz Ballard : [singing]  Baltimore Woman! Stay away from me. / Baltimore Woman! Apartment 203! / Take my chances, hit the door! / I don't want see your face no more! Now woman!

  Breanna Barnes : Uh, I'm in Apartment 8.

  Arnaz Ballard : First you ruin our friendship, now my song!

• Mark "Flex" Washington : [Thinking Breanna has left the room so he can talk on the phone]  Look, I'm sorry we haven't had the chance to hook up, but it's like I said... when my daughter's in town, my pants aren't down.

  Breanna Barnes : And your daughter's behind your back, and all your pick-up lines are wack!

• Arnaz Ballard : Breanna its me! Open up!

  Breanna Barnes : Oh no. What do I say?

  Spirit Jones : How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on"?

  Breanna Barnes : No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna".

  [puts on a British accent] 

  Breanna Barnes : Enter!

  Arnaz Ballard : [barges in]  Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

  Breanna Barnes : Oh, you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

  Arnaz Ballard : No thanks. I'm gonna go... Cheerio.

  [leaves] 

  Breanna Barnes : [in accent]  That went very well don't you think?

  Spirit Jones : Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

  Breanna Barnes : [in accent]  I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

• Breanna Barnes : Ok Daddy. I'll go to California.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Thank you, Jesus!

  Breanna Barnes : But Arnaz is coming with me.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Why me, Jesus?

• Breanna Barnes : Hold-up, who she be callin' ghetto?

• Breanna Barnes : I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.

  Arnaz Ballard : I can't think of a better way to die.

• Duane Odell Knox : After five years of correspondence, I am finally meeting the love of my life, Darlene.

  Mark "Flex" Washington : Hold on, is that the woman you met on PrisonPal.com? I thought you said she was still serving time for assault?

  Duane Odell Knox : It is not her fault that the security guard that she tied up just happened to have a heart problem. The fact is, she's being paroled and she's spending her first weekend with me at my place.

  Breanna Barnes : Aw, that's a good idea. After staying at your place, a halfway house won't seem so bad.

• Breanna Barnes : [Running in with Spirit and displaying their outfits]  Okay, Grandma, what do you think about these for the 'Lil Zane concert?

  Eunice Barnes : Colorful, tasteful, not too sexy...

  Breanna Barnes : Oh, dang, I gotta go change!

  [Turns to leave] 

  Eunice Barnes : No, no! Now that's a good thing. You think the girls who show their bosom are going to get more attention than you at the concert?

  Breanna Barnes , Spirit Jones : [Glance at each other]  Uh, yeah!

  Eunice Barnes : You're also going to get a baby at 16, and if you make me a great-grandmother at the tender age of 41, I'm going to have to hurt you.

  Breanna Barnes : Um, 41?

  Eunice Barnes : Hush, child.

• Arnaz Ballard : Breanna, you know how I feel about you and I've never tried to hide it, and I think you feel the same way, but since your leaving I can understand if you don't wanna say anyth...

  [Breanna kisses Arnaz] 

  Arnaz Ballard : If I'd known this was gonna happen, I wouldn't have had pickles for lunch. I would've had the salad. Poppyseed, poppyseed tastes good...

  Breanna Barnes : You talk too much!

• [cell phone rings] 

  Spirit Jones : It's my momma!

  Breanna Barnes : It's my daddy!

  Arnaz Ballard : It's my Duane!

• Spirit Jones : So, Arnaz slept all day?

  Breanna Barnes : Yep. Lazy boy, with no goals, no direction, and no body fat. God, I love him.

• Breanna Barnes : I'll call her cab, moving van and ambulance!