Daria in 'Is It College Yet?' (2002 TV Movie)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Jane Lane : To college! I can't wait! What do you think we'll find when we get there?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Hmm... That the students are shockingly ignorant, the professors self-centered and corrupt, and the entire system geared soley to the pursuit of funding?

  Jane Lane : Hmmm, yes. You know that thing I said about you getting soft?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Yeah?

  Jane Lane : I take it back.

• [Daria and Jane discuss their college plans at Pizza King] 

  Jane Lane : What about you? Still thinking about

  [in snooty voice] 

  Jane Lane : Bromwell?

  Daria Morgendorffer : They don't really talk like that... I hope. Anyway, I'm applying because it's an outstanding university, not because the students engage in the rectal transport of steel rods.

  Jane Lane : The Equestrian Club must be in constant pain.

• Jane Lane : You're getting soft around the edges, Morgendorffer.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Maybe, or maybe you've got glaucoma.

• Jane Lane : [about Tom]  He said he looked up to you?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Isn't that weird? Flattering, but weird.

  Jane Lane : No... I guess I could see where people would value your opinion and take what you say very seriously.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Really? Where can I meet these people?

  Jane Lane : Well, I kind of take what you say seriously.

  Daria Morgendorffer : What's in that cup?

  Jane Lane : That's why, after your constant haranguing and brow-beating, I went ahead and sent my portfolio to BFAC... and got in.

  Daria Morgendorffer : [smiles]  Jane Lane! What did you say?

  Jane Lane : You. Me. College. Same town. Be ready to have your ass dragged to more parties.

• Lindy : Quinn, I'm so glad you wanted to see A Kiss Before Heaven. I can't help myself; I'm a sucker for those tear-jerkers.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Are you kidding? I love hospital room movies. And I hate seeing them with guys. They always get mad because nothing blows up.

  Lindy : Guys love explosions, and rocket attacks, and death rays. They don't understand how much more fun it is to watch someone die slowly.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : I know!

• [On Jane's plans to go to an art college after graduation] 

  Trent Lane : I don't really think you're a sell-out.

  Jane Lane : Well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggars.

  Trent Lane : That they'll only spend it on booze?

  Jane Lane : Never mind.

• Jane Lane : Behold, Daria. The group dynamic you crave so much.

  Daria Morgendorffer : I suppose pulling out a can of mace right now would be considered bad form.

• Trent Lane : Um, why do you want to go to art college? You're already an artist.

  Jane Lane : I know, but I want to be a starving artist so I need to ring up more debt.