Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Stephen Chow: Mighty Steel Leg Sing
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Quotes
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Sing : Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth.
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[talking to a TV camera]
Sing : I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
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Sing : [singing] Using Tai Chi Kung Fu to make steamed buns - what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see, and your homemade treats look so tasty.
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Sing : I'm not here to fight. I'm here to play soccer!
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Sing : [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul.
Hooking Leg (Second Brother) : Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner!
[picks up a cleaver]
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Sing : [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!
Golden Leg Fung : I'm the referee! I won't stop them!
Sing : What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!
Golden Leg Fung : [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game!
Sing : Have you gone nuts?
Golden Leg Fung : This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!
Sing : Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!
Golden Leg Fung : The final soccer game is a war.
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Sing : You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
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Sing : I said... that's no way to kick.
Golden Leg Fung : You think you can do better?
Sing : There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.
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Sing : That's a great idea - kung fu soccer! Why didn't I think of that?
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Team Gangster Player : My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby.
Sing : Can't she wait till the game's over?
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Golden Leg Fung : [examining Sing's leg] Brother, this is the real deal. It seems like a normal leg... like any other.
Sing : It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented.
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Sing : He'd be great for offense. Trust me. He's very offensive.
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Golden Leg Fung : What if you kick the ball and it hits an aeroplane and comes crashing down? Did you think of that?
Sing : Well, no.
