Shaolin Soccer (2001)

Man-Tat Ng: Golden Leg Fung

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Quotes 

• Golden Leg Fung : Do you kick balls or people?

  Team Evil Coach Hung : I prefer kicking people.

• Sing : [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster]  Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful!

  Golden Leg Fung : I'm the referee! I won't stop them!

  Sing : What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die!

  Golden Leg Fung : [blows his whistle]  You! Out of the game!

  Sing : Have you gone nuts?

  Golden Leg Fung : This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league!

  Sing : Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war!

  Golden Leg Fung : The final soccer game is a war.

• Sing : I said... that's no way to kick.

  Golden Leg Fung : You think you can do better?

  Sing : There must exist a fusion of mind and foot.

• Golden Leg Fung : [examining Sing's leg]  Brother, this is the real deal. It seems like a normal leg... like any other.

  Sing : It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. It's patented.

• Golden Leg Fung : What if you kick the ball and it hits an aeroplane and comes crashing down? Did you think of that?

  Sing : Well, no.

• Golden Leg Fung : I'm sure no one here would cheat, so...

  Team Gangster Player : [a wrench falls out of the bottom of his shorts]  Oh, excuse me. I'm a mechanic. It's how I earn my living. I always keep this close, you know, so I won't lose it. I'm on call.

  [casually puts wrench back in shorts]