Hey Cinderella! (1969 TV Movie)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, King Goshposh, Rufus
Quotes
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Cinderella : Wow! That carriage ride was fast! How did you get that thing to run like that?
Kermit the Frog : Oh, it's pretty simple. All you have to do is dangle a radish in front of him.
[turns to the monster]
Kermit the Frog : Radish! Radish!
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King Goshposh : Featherstone, is that coach being pulled by a purple shaggy monster? And is that a frog driving?
Featherstone : I'm afraid it is, sire.
King Goshposh : Oh, thank heavens. I thought I was seeing things.
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King Goshposh : [at the punch bowl with Splurge] Are you sure I sent you an invitation?
Splurge : [growling] The invitation said everyone except frogs.
King Goshposh : Uh huh, that's true.
Splurge : [growling] I'm not a frog.
King Goshposh : You've got a point there.
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Cinderella : [as the clock strikes midnight] Oh my goodness, I have to go!
Prince Arthur Charming : Oh, but you haven't even had any ice cream and cake.
Fairy Godmother : Step on it!
Cinderella : I'm coming!
Prince Arthur Charming : Whoever heard of not staying for the ice cream and cake?
Cinderella : I... I know but...
Prince Arthur Charming : Hey, don't you want to see Dad open his presents?
Cinderella : But, thank you for a lovely evening and please thank your father...
Prince Arthur Charming : Wait! The night is young!
Cinderella : Goodbye!
[Cinderella runs from the palace, accidentally leaving a glass slipper behind]
Prince Arthur Charming : [following] Hey wait a minute! I don't even know who you...
[there is the sound of glass breaking as he steps forward]
King Goshposh : Hey, what was that you stepped on son?
Prince Arthur Charming : I don't know. It looks like it used to be some sort of glass shoe...
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King Goshposh : [accidentally summoned by the Fairy Godmother while drinking wine] Wow. Hey Featherstone, get the name of this stuff and order a case of it!
Prince Arthur Charming : Hey Dad, we found the beautiful mysterious princess. She's Cinderella!
King Goshposh : Oh yeah?
Prince Arthur Charming : But we've lost her again.
King Goshposh : [taking a drink of wine] Oh, how 'bout that?
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King Goshposh : [as monsters gather at the punch bowl] You know, if we do this again next year, remind me to be more specific than "no frogs".
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Prince Arthur Charming : Hey, that's the slipper! Hey, where did you find it?
Kermit the Frog : Well if that dog wants to stay healthy, he'd better stop burying slippers in Splurge's raddish patch. The big fellow wasn't happy.
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Cinderella : Oh Arthur, I still can't believe it!
Prince Arthur Charming : Now what can't you believe?
Cinderella : That all our troubles are over and we're going to live happily ever after.
Kermit the Frog : [to the audience] Ah, I could have solved this whole thing months ago, but who listens to a frog?
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Kermit the Frog : What you want is a girl who doesn't know you. And that's impossible, so why don't you just give up and go back to your gardening?
Prince Arthur Charming : What's the point? I'm a terrible gardener. The only things that grow in this mud are the gerraniums, and they were planted by the people we rented this castle from.
Kermit the Frog : Aw, don't sell yourself short. Those tangerines over there don't look so bad. A little small maybe, but...
Prince Arthur Charming : Those are pumpkins.
Kermit the Frog : Uh huh. You know something?
Prince Arthur Charming : What?
Kermit the Frog : It's lucky you're a prince because you'd never make it as a gardener.