Robot in the Family (1993)
Ari Taub: Golddigger
Quotes
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Agitated Traffic Officer : [sees Jack Shamir's car] Wow! I love it! My favorite illegal vehicle! I gotta tow this puppy; they're never gonna believe me down at the garage! Holy cow no inspection sticker! Haha!
Golddigger : [sees the Traffic Officer is writing a ticket for their car] Uh oh. I am programmed to protect the solar car!
Agitated Traffic Officer : No hood! No registration! I'm goin to Disney World on this puppy, baby! I told em I'd be back!
Golddigger : Excuse me! Please hand over those tickets now!
Agitated Traffic Officer : [Golddigger taps him from behind but he doesn't turn around] Whoa! Excuse me, Mac, but uh, I'm writing a ticket here, I'm sorry! Sorry, already wrote the ticket out, pally boy!
Golddigger : Tickle tickle tickle! Watch what I can do!
Agitated Traffic Officer : [Golddigger electrocutes him and sets the ticket book on fire] That's city property! I worked hard to write those tickets! You ruined my vacation! I shoulda been a proctologist like my mom wanted me to be!