The Master of Disguise (2002)
Harold Gould: Grandfather Disguisey
Quotes
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Grandfather Disguisey : Who are you now?
Pistachio Disguisey : The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince LaIi Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.
Grandfather Disguisey : It's time to test that.
Pistachio Disguisey : What is it?
[Grandfather Disguisey opens basket]
Pistachio Disguisey : That is a big reptile.Not a problem.
[Plays recorder]
Pistachio Disguisey : Oh, yes. He wouldn't hurt anybody now.I'm going to call him Buttercup! So cute, eh?
Grandfather Disguisey : Energico! God help me, I love it!
Pistachio Disguisey : [Dangling cheese above reptile] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.
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Grandfather Disguisey : When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!
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Pistachio Disguisey : Can I help you?
Grandfather Disguisey : I have come to help you, Pistachio.
Pistachio Disguisey : Help me what?
Grandfather Disguisey : Find your mother and your father. My son.
Pistachio Disguisey : My father... your son... Holy canoli! You are my sister!
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Grandfather Disguisey : [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
Barney Baker : I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey : [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey : I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey : You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker : Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!
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Grandfather Disguisey : Did you ask Jeeves?
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes but no such luck.
Grandfather Disguisey : When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!
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Pistachio Disguisey : I'm going to be a master of disguise! I'm going to be a master of disguise! I'm going to be a master of disguise...
Grandfather Disguisey : [slaps him] ENOUGH!