- Kermit the Frog: Ok, Camera One has a two-shot, Camera Two has a one-shot.
- Janice: Twenty seconds!
- Fozzie: Oh, no!
- Kermit the Frog: Eh, what does Camera Four have?
- Gonzo: A shot of Camera Three!
- George Hamilton: I've gotta go work on my tan!
- Miss Piggy: But, but it's Eight Thirty in the evening. Georgie, where are you going to find sun at this hour?
- George Hamilton: Oh, don't worry, the sun'll find me.