- Daphne Blake: I need a break. My feet hurt.
- Velma Dinkley: Well, is it our fault you wore high heels on a hiking trip?
- Daphne Blake: At least I *try* to look feminine!
- Velma Dinkley: Hello, I'm Velma Dinkley, and this is a documentary of one of our mysteries. That's Scooby Doo...
- Scooby Doo: Hello.
- Velma Dinkley: ...Fred Jones and Daphne Blake.
- Fred: Hey, Howya doin'?
- Daphne Blake: Of course, I wanna play myself in the movie version.
- Velma Dinkley: And that's Norville Rogers.
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: It's Shaggy! Like nobody calls me "Norville"!
- Fred: What's the matter, Norville?
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Th-th-that's not on tape is it?
- Daphne Blake: Something wrong, Norville?
- Fred: Norville, Norville, Norville!
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Very funny!
- Scooby Doo: Norville!
- [Giggles]
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: Et tu, Scoob?
- Velma Dinkley: Okay now we're trying to put the tent up before it gets too dark, so I'm going to keep rolling in case that spook appears
- [shows a tent being put up]
- Velma Dinkley: we got to make sure we put the tent tarp on
- [shows a hammer pounding in the tent spikes]
- Velma Dinkley: now we're putting the stakes up to hold the tent
- Fred: Will you please put the camera down Velma? It might be easier without it
- Velma Dinkley: Well I don't want to miss anything!
- Daphne Blake, Fred: Shut the *beep* up!
- Fred: Wait a minute I found a clue, foot prints, wow like this creature must have ten legs!
- Velma Dinkley: No, those are our foot prints, those are our foot prints!
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: You mean we've gone in a big circle? Oh man this is so *beep*ed up!
- Scooby Doo: Yeah not cool!
- Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers: We're toast man, like toast!