Shrek 2 (2004)
Conrad Vernon: Gingerbread Man, Cedric, Announcer, Muffin Man, Mongo
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Quotes
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Shrek : Quick, tell a lie!
Pinocchio : What should I say?
Donkey : Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"
Pinocchio : I'm wearing ladies underwear.
Pinocchio : [silence]
Shrek : Are you?
Pinocchio : I most certainly am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Donkey : It looks like you most certainly am are!
Pinocchio : I am not!
Pinocchio : [nose extends]
Puss-in-Boots : What kind?
Gingerbread Man : IT'S A THONG!
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Donkey : What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Shrek : Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
Puss-in-Boots : [camera shows just Puss] I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.
Gingerbread Man : Shrek? Donkey?
Puss-in-Boots : [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him] Too late.
Shrek : Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!
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[Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains]
Princess Fiona : Oh, Dad...
Queen : Harold...
Pinocchio : Is he... oh...
[there's a "ribbit"]
Gingerbread Man : He croaked...
[Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour]
Queen : ...Harold?
Princess Fiona : ...Dad?
King : [sighs] I had hoped you would never see me like this...
Donkey : [to Shrek] Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!
Shrek : Donkey!
King : No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?
[Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent]
Queen : Harold...
King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...
Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...
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Gingerbread Man : It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
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Gingerbread Man : I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.
Pinocchio : I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.
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Mongo : [drowning] Be good.
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Gingerbread Man : Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.
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Gingerbread Man : IT'S ALIVE!
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Shrek : Do you still know the Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man : Sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?
Shrek : Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.