The Flintstones' New Neighbors (1980 TV Movie)
Jean Vander Pyl: Wilma Flintstone
Quotes
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Fred Flintstone : Honest, Wilma, vultures and bats, and a dark rain cloud over the roof. They HAD to be taking it to the city dump.
Wilma Flintstone : Vultures and bats? Who'd want to live in a creepy house like that?
Fred Flintstone : I don't know, well whoever they are, I wouldn't want to know them.
Barney Rubble : [knocking] Hey Fred, open up!
Betty Rubble : [Fred opens the door] Wilma, you poor dear, I'm so sorry.
Wilma Flintstone : About what?
Fred Flintstone : Yeah, what do you mean?
Barney Rubble : Oh bad news, Fred, look out the window.
[Fred and Wilma look out the window]
Wilma Flintstone : Fred!
Fred Flintstone : No! Tell me it isn't true!
Wilma Flintstone : [the spooky house is next door to them] That looks like the creepy house you were telling me about!
Fred Flintstone : They must've bought the lot next door!
Wilma Flintstone : Who?
Fred Flintstone : Who? The creeps who would live in a creepy house like that, that's who!
Barney Rubble : Aw, cheer up, Fred. It could've been worse.
Fred Flintstone : Heh? How?
Barney Rubble : They could've moved next door to *me*.
[laughs]
Fred Flintstone : That's not funny, Barn. You're in trouble, too! This whole block is in trouble!
Barney Rubble : Why?
Fred Flintstone : With a crummy house like that in the neighborhood, you know what's gonna happen to the value of your property?
Barney Rubble : Uh, no.
Fred Flintstone : [gives a thumbs-down] Pfft! Right down the drain.
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Fred Flintstone : [a long green hairy hand with claws puts out a milk bottle and shuts the door] What the heck was that?
Barney Rubble : Looks like a milk bottle with a note in it.
Fred Flintstone : I know that! I mean the hand, the giant hairy hand!
Betty Rubble : Look! There it is again!
Barney Rubble : Yeah and it's pulling in the clothesline.
Wilma Flintstone : A shirt with four sleeves? I don't believe it.
Betty Rubble : Would you believe a two-neck sweater?
Barney Rubble : Or a pair of pants with four legs?
Fred Flintstone : Freaks! That's what living next door to us - sideshow freaks!
Barney Rubble : Eh, you're lucky, Fred. You won't have to pay to see them. All you got to do is look out the window.
[laughs]
Fred Flintstone : Keep that up, Barn, and in about two seconds, *you're* going out the window!
Barney Rubble : Oh, I don't think I'd like that, Fred.
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Wilma Flintstone : We're Wilma, Fred, and Pebbles.
Hidea Frankenstone : [shakes Fred's hand] So nice to meet you, Pebbles.
Fred Flintstone : [points to Pebbles] That's Pebbles.
Hidea Frankenstone : Oh I'm so sorry, please forgive me, Wilma.
Fred Flintstone : [points to Wilma] SHE'S Wilma!
Hidea Frankenstone : Goodness, I'm so terrible with names.
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Frank Frankenstone : [Stubby comes up from the basement] And this is our youngest, Stubby.
Hidea Frankenstone : Stubby, say hello to Mrs. Flintstone.
Stubby Frankenstone : Hello.
Wilma Flintstone : Hello Stubby, what're you doing with that shovel?
Stubby Frankenstone : Digging graves in the cellar.
Fred Flintstone : Huh? D-digging graves in the ce-cellar?
Hidea Frankenstone : [laughs] It keeps him in the house you know.
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Wilma Flintstone : Who bought the lot next door?
Fred Flintstone : Who? The creeps that live in a creepy house like that, that's who.
Barney Rubble : Aw, cheer up, Fred. It could've been worse.
Fred Flintstone : How? What do you mean?
Barney Rubble : They could've moved next door to *me*.
[he laughs]