May (2002)
Anna Faris: Polly
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Quotes
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Polly : Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.
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Polly : May, you know you are my number one hot momma.
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Polly : Shut up, hooker!
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Polly : You're funny. You want to watch me file?
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[while at work, Polly see's May gently stabbing herself on the tip of the finger with a scalpel, and holding it there]
Polly : Jesus! What are you doing?
May : [May calmly replies] Relaxing.
Polly : Doesn't it hurt?
May : No.
[May takes Polly's hand and stabs her finger in the same place with the scalpel]
Polly : Ow! Oh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?
[Polly begins sucking on her finger with light moaning]
Polly : Mmm. Actually, I kinda liked it. Do me again!
[May gently stabs her again as Polly holds her eyes and mouth open, taking in the pleasure of the pain]
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Polly : It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest... Not much of it though.
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[May sits with Polly in Polly's living room, May holds a cigarette in her mouth and Polly holds a slice of melon]
Polly : What's giving you the Sads doll? Aw, no frumpy faces allowed in this place.
[Polly bites the cigarette out of May's mouth and kisses her lips]
Polly : I wanted to kiss you since I first saw you.
[Polly begins to unbutton May's shirt]
Polly : Is this what was bugging you?
May : I wasn't bugged. I'm just angry at someone.
Polly : Not me I hope.
May : No not you.
Polly : [Polly opens up May's blouse to reveal her bra] Do you feel weird doing this?
May : I am weird.
Polly : [Polly whispers in may's ear] I love weird.
May : Are you serious?
Polly : [Polly seductively replies] Yeah!
May : I mean about me?
Polly : Dead.
[May then begins to comb her hand down Polly's exposed neck, and kisses it]
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[Polly stops May outside of work on the steps as she's carving a pumpkin]
Polly : Hey May hold up! I want to ask you something. What are you going to be for Halloween?
[Polly stabs the pumpkin in the eye]
Polly : I've just been whacking my brains trying to come up with something original. Do you got any ideas?
May : [May shyly points out to Polly] You have a beautiful neck.
Polly : [Polly blushes] Why thank you, haha.
[pause]
Polly : You should call me one of these nights. You know, we can hang out, and eat some melons or something.
May : [May blushes] Okay!
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[May and Polly are alone in the file room at work]
Polly : Hey! We've got the whole place to ourselves... let's dance!
[Polly turns on the small portable radio in the same room, and in the background the dogs in the Veterinary Hospital begin to howl and bark]
Polly : [Polly hums and laughs at the dogs] Look they're serenading us! Oh we have to dance now! Oh... please, please, please please.
Polly : [Polly crawls up on the table between her and May, taking one of May's cigarettes and putting it in her mouth] So are you gonna dance with me or what?
Polly : [Polly and May are now slow dancing in the room holding each others hands and waists, when Polly whispers to May] Do you like pussy?
May : [May quickly answers] What?
Polly : Cats! Do you like pussy cats? Gee you're a nasty little thing aren't you. Do you like Lupe?
[the camera shows Lupe walking at their feet]
Polly : My landlady is a real bitch, I have to get rid of her.
May : The landlady?
Polly : [Polly laughs] No dummy the cat. You're her only hope.
[Polly raises May's hand up to hold and feel her neck]
Polly : Oh come on! Lupe will keep you company when you're all alone. And besides, she'll remind you of me.
May : Okay.
Polly : Uh! Wonderful!
[Polly kisses May lips to lips]
Polly : Oh, look at the time, I have to go.
Polly : [Polly turns around once more to May before walking out of the room] It's girls night out tonight, wanna come? I know, you need your beauty rest... not much of it though.
