- Lou: My sweet vanilla creamy, chewy jellybeany, absolutely dreamy girl. Your juicy fruity lips, good and plenty. A cherry bomb in every bite, rich and lovely chocolate kisses delight. Mmm and mmm, melts in my mouth and in my hands. I want to nestle in your mounds and revel in your snickers, I want to Godiva into your bit o'honey, almond enjoying you, kissing up your peppermint patty, I am your sugar daddy. All saltwater Taffy, my sweet tart Sassy... hook, line, and sucker.
- Sassafras: Did you ever consider non-monogamy?
- Leslie: For me, it's all a matter of bubblegum ice cream. I only like one flavor on my cone & when the ice cream's gone, you still got gum to chew & gum lasts forever, even if you swallow it by accident.
- Sassafras: How do you ignore the whole candy store?
- Leslie: A natural aversion to decision making.
- Sassafras: I guess I just must be a radical girl.
- Leslie: Radical? Try committing yourself to one person for the rest of your life! If that's not extreme I don't know what is.