Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Leslie Nielsen: President Harris
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Quotes
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President Harris : These men died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hos.
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President Harris : Get me the President.
John Wilson : You are the President.
President Harris : Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch.
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John Wilson : Sir, I think you should go on the tv and tell everyone there is no such things as UFO's.
President Harris : Don't spell in front of me damn it.
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President Harris : You're excited? You should feel my nipples.
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U-God : You stepped on my shoe, bitch!
Redman : Man, call me a bitch again and I'll park your truck... dead in yo ass!
Macy Gray : DAMN, HOMEY!
CJ : [to the rappers] Hey yo, they comin! Over here!
RZA : If I was you, son, I'd bust this shit right now!
Method Man : Yo Momma!
U-God : I got your number too, homey.
Master P : He ain't gonna bust nuthin. I got nuts bigger than him.
RZA : Oh, yeah? I'll roll up on you too... you country ass maple syrup biscuit eatin' nigga!
Master P : Ya'll want some biscuits? You want some biscuits?
[a shootout happens between all the gangster rappers; Macy Gray fires a rocket launcher killing all of them and herself]
Tom : I cannot believe what just happened!
President Harris : These men all died for their country. Send flowers to their bitches and hos.
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[President Harris grabs a kid with braces]
President Harris : Good God, the small ones have metal teeth! Jerry's Kids, my ass.
[headbutts the kid]
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President Harris : I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
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[flying saucers appear in the sky]
President Harris : Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes.
Secret Serviceman Jones : We don't have round planes, sir.
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President Harris : [Agent Thompson is listening to his earphone] What is it?
Agent Thompson : It's some old Tupac, sir.
President Harris : [Listening to the earphone] "All eyez on me." Hey, this shit is bangin'.
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Mahalik : [to the Aliens] So, if they're friendly, then how come they choke us a few minutes ago?
Alien #1 : Oh, that's how we say hello.
George : Then how do you say good-bye?
[the Alien kicks him in the crotch]
George : Oooh... I had to ask...
Alien #1 : If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee.
[he starts peeing out of his finger]
President Harris : Oooooh, we are not so much different after all...
[the President starts peeing out of his finger also]
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President Harris : [looks at portrait of Harrison Ford] I wonder what President Ford would have done.
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George : Family, that's just what I've been running away from
President Harris : Well, that's because you're an idiot.
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Agent Thompson : Sir! Step away from the window!
President Harris : [looks down] What? Did I forget to put my pants on again?